Wednesday 15 July 2009
...''So where was I exactly'' ? Behold, ''The Blog of Biddiss'' returns
Hello good folks,
Tis been a wee while since I last put Fingertips to Keyboard to write on here!
The last time I wrote I recall going through a Chaos-Life Crisis and was considering all sorts of things mature and normal such as taking up Bowls and robbing Sperm Banks!
Well, I'm glad to tell you that the inner Captain Chaos is still lurking inside me and seems to be forever ready to strike silliness at a inspirational whim. There has been many a time this year when one has been tested in all sorts of things that life throws so that inner Mr Chaos has been there to provide the laughs when the chips have turned a dirty shade of Brown!
Anyway, there have been many topics that have given my self satisfied sense of bloated opinion, an urge to write on here and share these Golden Nuggets of Wisdom with you but hey, please feel free to write in with any subjects you would like me to comment on in the hope that I know what I'm talking about!
So, for now, I shall write off but I will be back very soon!
Until then,
See you bye!
Lots of Love,
Mark
Wednesday 6 May 2009
Captain Chaos: The end to all things Chaos?
Sad news reached my earholes today regarding the passing of the great Dom DeLuise who kept many of us mere mortals amused, in particular, as his legendary role of the mighty 'Captain Chaos'. He will be greatly missed by his follows and fellow Chaos students!
RIP Captain!!
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Is this the end to all things Chaos ?
Q: Do you possess an inner Captain Chaos? : Is it time to settle down into full-time responsible Adulthood if you have not already..?...The Chaos theory explained from my humble point of view.. well, kind of explained:
Well, as the sub title suggests.. I'm finally looking into the possibility at abandoning the long held mantle of one's own inner Captain Chaos as it seems to have been a slight staple in one's life recently!
So...Imagining the possibilities of a chaos free existence and joining the ranks of the responsible grown up could create many things in your life:
*A Nice responsible job selling insurance ? A nice grey suit with matching briefcase and a lovely thick side-parting to match?
*Drinking only Tomato Juice at weekends and sharing a crafty sherry at Christmas ?
I'm looking into this astounding possibility at abandoning the cape of Chaos for good and looking to act in far more responsible way than I have done sometimes owing to that bad philosophy I carried in ''taking fun seriously''! I can give you many an example of frolics which have Chaos written over it, be it encouraging a pal to jump on the back of a moving Fire Engine with me to drinking one's own body weight in a mammoth yet stupid and pointless 4 month booze bender'' -All bad things kids!!!
So is Biddiss finally on the verge of out and out maturity and wanting to take total responsibility whilst earning himself a nice new pipe and slippers in the process ?
Does anyone want to buy the well worn chaotic cape of Chaos from me, used previously by one careless owner ?
Am I hitting a very early mid life crisis point or has long overdue wisdom knocked on my door ?
Does anyone know of a good Neurosurgeon who may wish to investigate the neurotransmitters in the Biddiss Brain to establish if indeed, a new found circuit has finally engaged the mature part of his grey matter ?
If you have the answer or indeed wish to talk me out of this new sense of existence..then do get in touch...otherwise..don't!
Next week, I will be discussing the merits of knitting and it's place in Cornwall society and the scandal of the Frant Bowling Club that actually lets folk under 81 play at weekends!
..& on that blue rinsed Bombshell
I Bidd thee a nice day until the next time!
Yours,
A very bored Biddiss
Thursday 30 April 2009
It's only Thursday & the signs of Flu 'Fever' have arrived!!
PANdemIC
Hi folks, this is just a wee Thursday entry of some of the slight hysteria already mounting over the impending Flu virus that is about to or has, hit our shores here in the UK.
On my way home last night, I spotted two commuters already with their masks on which was quite unnerving to say the least and maybe it's a sign of things to come within the next few weeks. WHO knows ?
Watching the WHO press conference last night, they have upped the level to 5 to state that the pandemic is imminent!! I'm starting to question my original thoughts that this would not be as serious but the escalating media frenzy and doom laden comments are sparking the doubts but in the end of the day, flu virus's are and have always been highly unpredictable so it's anyones guess how strong this could be. Could this be the virus they have always stated would one day come and wipe out some of the population like the Spanish Flu managed early last century or could this die out as soon as it came ? My optimistic head still, states the latter!! Don't panic kids, just wash your hands and avoid kissing dodgy looking folk like the plague!
It's in times like these though that we should all appreciate what we got in life and if you don't have it...go and get it!! Life is precious
& on that cheery note, I'll be back next week with a brighter and wheezier blog...I hope!!
Peace & love
Mark
...& Now for something completly different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWJBfvWjlk0
Monday 27 April 2009
(S)'Wine Flu,Recession and Big Brother Britain..& it's only Monday!
It's Monday 27th April & it it seems that the world is about to be wiped out by a mutating Pig virus!! It does all sound pretty hairy though it's best remembering that the Avrian 'Bird' flu virus was meant to have wiped the world out nearly two years ago with all the media frenzy so its best to keep that in mind. Humans are a tough old bunch & a lot healthier than in the days of the Spanish Flu...just trying to keep an optimistic head on one's shoulders ..until the dreaded symptoms hit could hit and then Bad MANFLU appears!!
Recession:
It's only Monday and yet, All I'm hearing is that the main core of the reccession is finally here..sitting in my office, it seems most of the folk are hearing of nothing else from their clients and the outlook looks shite, well at least for now, even my job here is about to come to an end so its a pretty depressing thing searching out for work which is scarse on the ground but battle through we shall!!
BB Britain:
I've read today that our nosey Big Brother of a Goverment are still not satisfied into prying into our lives further ( under the guise of terrorism protection) so that want to keep ALL records of anything we say or write in personal emails or phone calls!! The fact that goverment agencies can do this anyway if they are looking into suspect plots is justified but this plan they have for normal folk is just a step toooooo far and it has Chinese styled Communism written all over it!!! Very worrying...
Well , thats Monday covered, lets hope the week gets better eh...& for the Sun to rear its head again!!
All the best
Mark
Wednesday 22 April 2009
It's been some time but Biddiss is back on the Blog
Well, having spent a little time away ,I've been busy finishing off the draft for a children's book character with which I have received some encouraging news from a publisher but its early days yet so I'm not going to get too excited though the signs are looking good as what I have done has apparently not been done before!!! I'd love to tell you the scoop but I have to leave it for another time when I get the clearance to do so...I shall keep thee posted
In other news, have been recording as well as writing some new material which may come out before the album itself as I'm looking to do a mini-album of acoustic songs. One of the new tracks 'Takes-1-2-know 1' is a stomper and I will try and get that released online within the next few months if everything goes to plan...
In other news, I will be doing a little stint on a programme on BB3 which I will be recording next month...more news about what it's all about soon...
So aside from that, not much else to report!! Hope you all are doing well and remember kids, don't give up to giving up, no matter what the buggers put you through!!
& on that bombshell .. I'll speak to you very soon
Much love
Mark
Tuesday 7 April 2009
Thursday 19 March 2009
The thin line of Interpretation & mis-interpretation:Reading into what's there and not there: The Biddiss Debate :
....Which neatly brings me onto the subject of interpretation and mis-interpretation!
People, it must be said, do tend to be like magnets and it's no wonder the world can be in such a state as it is when pride takes place before the inevitable fall, no matter what fence you sit on!!!
Thursday 26 February 2009
Gone Fishing.. theoretically speaking!
Well, not really much to report this week so I'm keeping it rather brief!
I'm just currently recording whilst in the midst of creating a new project which I'll reveal more about at a later date plus currently, plying my reserve energy into another situation and hoping on a wee positive breakthrough very close to the Biddiss bosom!!!
Well that's all, said it would be brief ..which is a new thing for me writing on this blog:)
Keep tuned.
keep well
&
look after yourselves!!
Mr B
Tuesday 17 February 2009
Peter Cook plaque :It's up..thank f**k!
After a year & a half, from coming up with the obsurd idea of honouring one of the worlds greatest comedians , to trying to arrange the day only to have had it hijacked halfway through which caused a split between myself and The Heritage Foundation who organised the official bash,along with Westminster Council. The plaque with my lovingly put inscription has finally been nailed to the wall (not in chiswick-Derek & clive fans know what I mean:) ) ..
I can finally put to bed an episode that has been anything but fun!
Well, thankfully, this little saga which entailed a couple of deranged online stalkers ( who are still now mailing me with there bile (we know who you are) has been put to bed, I can move on to pastures new finally! I'm now looking to recharge the Biddiss batteries and plow on competing the album and start getting back into normal life..as well as licking my wounds :(!!
I shall be back soon with a new page and a new start!!
Has it been worth all the strain ???
No, not really but I have no regrets,, aside from a few from the ones who mattered!!!
All the best
Biddiss
Wednesday 11 February 2009
Peter Cook Plaque 'n' Bash- Details announced
Not only... A Plaque unvieling to the lengendary comedian Peter Cook
The Public unveiling of the plaque (By Westminster Council and The Heritage Foundation) takes place outside the Old Establishment Club (18 Greek street, soho)at 12pm sharp and is likely to be attended by many of Peter Cooks old friends, family and colleagues, (including Sir David Frost,Bremner, Bird & Fortune etc)
From 12:30pm-The Coach & Horses, 29 Greek Street, Soho
Friday 6 February 2009
Re-Peter Cook Plaque 'n' Bash -Update
If you are interested in attending the Plaque 'n' bash being held at an renowned alternative location then please get in touch soon as we have almost reached the critea of guests invited!
Although this is a private bash, I am happy to accomodate a few genuine Peter Cook fans!
The get together will consist of music & a good ole' comedy sing-a-long with a 'twist' plus we will be screening some of Peters finest moments and a great many laughs will be had and shared on the day!! It will be a fantastic day all round!
The Venue will be revealed towards the end of next week along with additional information!
For RSVP consideration, please write in !
Many thanks
Mark
Tuesday 3 February 2009
Re-Peter Cook Plaque 'n' Bash -Update
Wednesday 21 January 2009
Hero one minute, 'Baracked' the next?
Well, It's 'Barry' Obamas' 1st day in office and already he is making plans to stop the rot with regards to the illegal war trials which is a good thing for democratic license. His main headache now is what happens next?
I'm rather quite excited at his appointment as I have been rooting for him ever since murmers surfaced about him nearly 3 years back!! I hope that he stands by his word ( or at least tries too) as the world sorely needs a change for the better and with the amount of power and prestige he is carrying currently, it's vital to maintain that air throught out his term(s) ...otherwise, there are going to be a lot of angry merchandisers to answer too lol !!!
I, like many millions, have hope and faith in this guy and the world very much needs that after the bastard Bush years !!
Well, that's my polictical rant over with :)
I'll be back soon with other thrilling titbits to witter away the dark winter nights :)
Take care and keep the faith !!
Mark